gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

relahvant:

is that nicki minaj

relahvant:

is that nicki minaj

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

image

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence